ABZs and FunnieZ for Yer Friday

Vol. 69: Your Zoom link or mine?

HelloZ

We made it to Friday! Only 5 hours and counting … until I have to keep working and doing other things because I’m a mom yaaaaay 🤗 This weekend, I am doing all the mom things AND hosting Super Bowl, plus I’ll be diving into my newest assignments (pitch me!).  YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I’M WORKING ON??? MY COURSE. Yes. I promise/swear/all the things! I’m in the thick of it and I’m so #blessed with the amount of messages I receive asking about it. In the meantime, if you want to schedule something custom, let’s chat! Email me here.

As promised, Affiliate Marketing ABZs are back! If you’ve been toying with offering affiliate marketing services, bookmark this post. I made an outline for your sales/proposal deck featuring the nuts and bolts of what to include in a good affiliate marketing proposal. It’s for paid subscribers only, so if you’ve been toying with that too… It’s a great day to become one!

Other than that, it’s Friday and we all deserve to laugh more and read less so I’ve got some FunnieZ to get us there. 

Ready?

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FunnieZ

Do not read while drinking liquids.

hey man nice tweet @jazz_inmypants

Leonardo dicaprio be like stacey has got it going on

joshua turek @JoshuaTurek

In my 20s: I’ll show them In my 30s: I probably won’t show them

trash jones @jzux

i tried to type “5 year plan” and my phone autocorrected it to “5 year pain,” which is actually much more realistic

VOIDFILL 🕳️ @PEDANTICSLUT

easily the worst L monkeys have ever taken

Chucky 🎶 @mickeywon234

*delivered 1 hour ago* *active 7 minutes ago*

toxic king @777jorgeivan

I love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want

Andy Richter @AndyRichter

Imagine coming home from a long day of work and finding Coldplay all set up in your living room and ready to play a private concert for you. It would be so awkward to have to tell them no thanks

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Affiliate Marketing ABZs: Affiliate Marketing Proposal Outline

If you’re ready to start proposing affiliate marketing services, you need to work some good content into your proposals. Already have a proposal template? This outline will show you how to work on some content around affiliate marketing. Not sure where to start? Start here! 

As mentioned, this outline is designed to offer the nuts and bolts of a good affiliate marketing proposal. It is absolutely NOT exhaustive, but it IS a great place to start. Use it as an outline to build your slide deck, and flesh it out with details about yourself and your offerings as you see fit.