February StorieZ: Pitch Me!

Vol. 68: Mom.com, Little Things, and CafeMom

HelloZ

Two days in a row? Say it ain’t so! February has a lot of things happening in it: anniversary of when I got together with my now-hubbZ, Valentine’s Day, and my birthday!

I just got February assignments from my brilliant editor and I’m coming here right away to let all of you brilliant publicists and brand peeps know. Thank you in advance for all your pitches. I also want to thank you for all of your support! I SEE YOU referring this newsletter. I SEE YOU subscribing. I SEE YOU commenting and emailing me reactions. THANK YOU.

Let’s do this:

Mom.com

• The Best Step Stools for Toddlers for Potty Training and Beyond

• Best Learning Towers

Little Things

• The long list of items you need when you're entertaining at home (Note: I have some pitches from my last “Dinner Party” ask that I can use, but the topic expanded/is more broad now and I’m definitely looking for more/different options.

• These pillows promise the BEST night's sleep. I’ll need to list and differentiate between, so when pitching, please make sure you tell me your unique proposition.

CafeMom

• Products on Amazon with great reviews. Looking for a high number of reviews and at least 4.5.

• The Best Hair Removal Products That Aren't Just Razors

How to pitch:

1. Email zlatapitches@gmail.com with the related subject line.

2. When applicable, please include product name, a description, link(s) where it can be purchased. MUST be affiliate! Skimlinks or major retailer. Have questions about this? Let’s talk!

3. Please create a new email for each pitch so that I can stay organized.

FunnieZ

Is it even a #ZlataThoughts Substack without ‘em?

PUNS @ThePunnyWorld

I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: "Who is it?" So I left.

WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

Art by Catana Comics instagram.com/catanacomics/

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

If you want to look like you're 64 when you're only in your 30's then kids might be for you

jasminericegirl 🍚 @jasminericegirl

netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax

Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney

Sorry I didn’t respond to your email. I read it at a stoplight taking my kids to school and remembered it 4 months later.

Alex Su @heyitsalexsu

Final.docx vs. Final_FINAL37.docx

See you all later this week for my affiliate thoughtZ!