You be a match, I will be a fuse. Boom.

Vol 87. Even tho I wrote 76 last time 🫠

It’s Tuesday and everything is all systems go back at it at ZlataPR! We’ve got newZ and funnieZ lined up, I’m cranking out assignments, meeting with consulting clients, managing some affiliate shtuff … and yes, you guessed it and could probably write it by now: working on my course! It’s taking me forever, I KNOW. And the truth is it’s because I’m trying to make it balls-to-the-walls comprehensive. It could also be a little bit because I use 4-word hyphenated adjectives when I write. Anyway, the last few weeks have been a big organizational push on the course front, and I can’t wait to share the details with you all — becuase you’re the reason I made it! 

If you are as busy as I am, this has already been enough small talk, so let’s do the damn thing. 

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ZlataPR 1:1 Consulting Services  

Did you know I offer an affiliate marketing consulting series for agencies? If you don’t know now you know! I just officially launched thanks to the demand (like my course!) and there’s A LOT that goes into it. Through a 4- to 6-week series of educational engagements, I help my agency clients launch their affiliate marketing offerings, teaching them everything they need to know to effectively set up, manage, monetize and scale affiliate services for their clients. I also teach and educate in a way that helps them understand how to sell it into their clients.

In addition to professional expertise and instructional guidance on all things affiliate marketing, this consulting series also includes: 

• A guided sales strategy to help teams identify which clients are best suited for affiliate marketing, and how to sell these services effectively

• Agency partner status 

• Comprehensive setup guidance 

• Best practices for optimizing every campaign 

• How to make decisions based on competitive research

• Granular task management schedule for easy management 

• Learning how to recruit, activate, optimize, communicate, police and report

• And more! 

If this sounds like something that would benefit your agency, let’s talk! 

Email me directly at z@zlatapr.com to ask about 1:1 Consulting.

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NewZ

• New York City Mayor Eric Adams has declared that henceforth, April 14 will be The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Day, a tribute to the Prime Video series that features the city. Leaving no constituency unmentioned, the Mayor said the series “showcases the beautiful streets of New York City, features a strong female lead character, and is the perfect example of how our city’s film and TV industry creates jobs, and generates economic activity.” 

• If you read whodunnit books, you might recognize the 8-episode Netflix series The Residence, which is based on Kate Anderson Brower’s murder-mystery novel The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House. It stars Kylie Minogue, Jane Curtin and Eliza Coupe. Next: If you read books at all can you please be my life coach? 

• Speaking of life coaches, Pete Davidson’s new series is coming in just a few weeks. The 8-episode Bupkis airs May 4 on Peacock. 

• Get the popcorn! Or DO YOU? The Toronto Blue Jays’ Anthony Bass blasted United Airlines on Twitter yesterday for making his pregnant wife clean up her kids’ popcorn mess on the floor of the plane. But as they’re apt to be, Tweeters were divided, and they fought over it all day for our viewing pleasure. What do you think?! Should mom have cleaned up her own child’s mess? Or was the United flight attendant unreasonable? 

• In HBO’s new series The Idol, a young starlet is determined to regain her pop star status after suffering a nervous breakdown. It stars a new actress who is breaking onto the scene 😮‍💨 definitely 😮‍💨 all on her own, Lily-Rose Depp. 

• Love is having technical difficulties. Sometimes it’s just not meant to be, eh? Love Is Blind Season 4 Reunion livestream special was widely promoted, but ultimately did not air as planned, and most viewers could not get their fix catch the show until the next afternoon. Team Mr. & Mrs. Brett, baby!

• Tastes like strawberries on a summer evening and sounds like more cowbell. Harry Styles and Will Ferrell will be the final guests on the final broadcast of The Late Late Show with James Corden, which wraps April 27 after eight years on the air.

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FunnieZ

They may try to take away our joy, but we persist! Spent the time and energy to screenshot and paste as photos. Take THAT, Twitter!!! Anything for you, guys. Anything.

Peace and love, friendZ!

x

Z.