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Vol. 53: Please help!

Zlata Faerman
Dec 7, 2022
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HelloZ

I’m so used to this format of saying something witty and entertaining before jumping into what we’re here for, but I’m working a 157MPH right now, so forgive me for just getting into it and also for this run-on sentence.

Call For PitcheZ

*If you’ve pitched me before for something else, or if we’ve talked and I said I’ll try and find a place for you, PLEASE send me a pitch again/follow up on our convo!*

  • CafeMom: The Best Gifts for the Whole Family to Share

  • CafeMom: Last-Minute Gift Guide from Walmart (need items to be able to ship quickly)

I’m on a deadline here, so this is a first-come, first-evaluate situation. Thank you!

How to pitch:

  1. Email zlatapitches@gmail.com with the related subject line

  2. Include product name, a description, link(s) where it can be purchased

  3. Please create a new email for each pitch so that I can stay organized

  4. Product should be a part of an affiliate network and/or available at a major retailer. If you’re not sure about your brand, feel free to ask me.

FunnieZ

Fiiiiiiiiine. I can’t let you guys down.

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