Two more story assigns, but on a deadline

Vol. 53: Please help!

HelloZ

I’m so used to this format of saying something witty and entertaining before jumping into what we’re here for, but I’m working a 157MPH right now, so forgive me for just getting into it and also for this run-on sentence.

Call For PitcheZ

*If you’ve pitched me before for something else, or if we’ve talked and I said I’ll try and find a place for you, PLEASE send me a pitch again/follow up on our convo!*

• CafeMom: The Best Gifts for the Whole Family to Share

• CafeMom: Last-Minute Gift Guide from Walmart (need items to be able to ship quickly)

I’m on a deadline here, so this is a first-come, first-evaluate situation. Thank you!

How to pitch:

1. Email zlatapitches@gmail.com with the related subject line

2. Include product name, a description, link(s) where it can be purchased

3. Please create a new email for each pitch so that I can stay organized

4. Product should be a part of an affiliate network and/or available at a major retailer. If you’re not sure about your brand, feel free to ask me.

FunnieZ

Fiiiiiiiiine. I can’t let you guys down.

Valentina V. @valentinavoight

i get flashbacks of certain days in my life & just want to throw up lmfaooooooo

Qadi @BigQadi

This is the best thing Apple has ever done

toxic king @777jorgeivan

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.

tania ☽ @itsnotrllytania

it’s “ why r u mad we said we r just friends” season

Biggs Burke @1996Biggs

This generation broke all Biggie ten crack commandments.

jazmin @itsnotjazminn

men be like “communication is key” but never understand what you’re tryna say

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

Not sure I want to peel this sticker off…