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Thirsty ThurZday News

Vol. 39

Zlata Faerman
Oct 27, 2022
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The week winds on at ZlataPR! I’m trying hard, writing fast and making moves on this Thursday. It’s buZy as usual, but we like it that way, don’t we? JobZ, NewZ and FunnieZ on deck as we round the last curve of the work week. LFG! 

Humble note: I’ve been getting insanely amazing feedback about these types of newZletters, so I’m happy to continue delivering what the people ask for! I read and write back to every single email and I love, love, love to hear from you! Thank you for your support and for sharing me around like a blunt at a college party! There’s some kind of joke there about college antics and feeling viral with my influx of new followers, but I’ll let you find your own punchline. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A PART OF THAT! Some Affiliate ABZs coming your way soon!

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  • IDEO is hiring a Global Media Relations Lead to join their Global Brand and Marketing Group. The remote role requires 5-8 years of hands-on earned media expertise. Please get in touch with the internal recruiter if interested in learning more: mlivingston@ideo.com. 

  • Freelance opening for content creators! A client in the residential real estate space is looking for a part-time digital marketing assistant. Can be remote or Chicagoland based. This role will be 10 hours weekly, $22 an hour paid monthly on 1099. Client needs will include: Posting and scheduling on Facebook and LinkedIn weekly (basic), in addition to monthly blog writing and liaison work with web development firm. This person will manage monthly newsletter creation and implementation. This person *may* also be asked to develop simple assets in Adobe/Canva for use in promotional efforts but client does have a designer on hand. This person may also be asked to submit agent for local opportunities, and will manage some Chamber of Commerce relationship needs. This person will host 1 monthly call with client to support strategies and process goals. To apply for this role, please email info.chicagobuzz@gmail.com


ShowZ 

  • Hallmark Media launched a custom holiday gift guide. Because they’re smart 😉.  The launch of the 40-item guide kicks off its annual Countdown to Christmas programming. 

  • Let the debauchery commence. HBO’s Succession premieres its 4th season this spring. 

  • Our hearts are full, and so is the shitter. Get your holiday classics on TBS and TNT starting next week. A Christmas Story airs Saturday, November 5 at 7p on TNT, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on TNT at 8p. 

  • If you don’t want to watch holiday movies while you sit amongst your Halloween decorations, head to Discovery Channel to explore forgotten monuments on Mysteries of the Abandoned, premiering November 10 at 8p. 

  • Wayne Brady from Whose Line Is It Anyway and daytime gameshows I occasionally see reruns of at the nail salon will host the 2022 American Music Awards on November 20 at 8p on ABC.  In equally compelling programming, my son’s school will be live streaming our next PTO meeting. 


NewZ 

  • Kanye West continues his Self Destruction Tour 2022. After making a slew of public antisemitic comments over the last few weeks, Kanye was dropped by Adidas, Gap, Balenciaga and more. This week, his unaccredited Christian school, Donda Academy, was kicked out of a major basketball tournament, and this morning news broke that the school would shut down for the remainder of the school year.

  • In an excellent move of hook, line and sinker, Apple has raised monthly prices for Apple TV+ ($4.99 to $6.99), Apple Music ($9.99 to $10.99) and the Apple One bundle ($14.99 to $16.99). 

  • In breaking newZ sure to reach meme status in Crunchy Mom circles, Clorox is recalling 37 million units of its scented Pine-Sol cleaners for possible bacterial contamination. 

  • And for the headline that won’t FKN quit, Nick Cannon is expecting another child with his partner Alyssa Scott. 


FunnieZ 

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Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys
My problem is i like to see how red the flag can get
5:00 PM ∙ Oct 26, 2022
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IG: closedapp @ih8rts
November is next week? time flies when your life is falling apart
5:25 PM ∙ Oct 26, 2022
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trash jones @jzux
someone once told me “if you can see a mountain lion, that means it isn’t hunting you.” every day since i have lived in terror
1:33 PM ∙ Oct 26, 2022
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THE BLUEPRINT🥇 @realmainfeeling
yesss now yeezys finna be at Burlington coat factory for $50 🥳🥳🥳
2:07 AM ∙ Oct 26, 2022
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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
therapist: what’s making you anxious me: …………………….*gestures broadly*
2:10 PM ∙ Oct 17, 2022
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