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Hallmark Media launched a custom holiday gift guide. Because they’re smart 😉. The launch of the 40-item guide kicks off its annual Countdown to Christmas programming.
Let the debauchery commence. HBO’s Succession premieres its 4th season this spring.
Our hearts are full, and so is the shitter. Get your holiday classics on TBS and TNT starting next week. A Christmas Story airs Saturday, November 5 at 7p on TNT, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on TNT at 8p.
If you don’t want to watch holiday movies while you sit amongst your Halloween decorations, head to Discovery Channel to explore forgotten monuments on Mysteries of the Abandoned, premiering November 10 at 8p.
Wayne Brady from Whose Line Is It Anyway and daytime gameshows I occasionally see reruns of at the nail salon will host the 2022 American Music Awards on November 20 at 8p on ABC. In equally compelling programming, my son’s school will be live streaming our next PTO meeting.
Kanye West continues his Self Destruction Tour 2022. After making a slew of public antisemitic comments over the last few weeks, Kanye was dropped by Adidas, Gap, Balenciaga and more. This week, his unaccredited Christian school, Donda Academy, was kicked out of a major basketball tournament, and this morning news broke that the school would shut down for the remainder of the school year.
In an excellent move of hook, line and sinker, Apple has raised monthly prices for Apple TV+ ($4.99 to $6.99), Apple Music ($9.99 to $10.99) and the Apple One bundle ($14.99 to $16.99).
In breaking newZ sure to reach meme status in Crunchy Mom circles, Clorox is recalling 37 million units of its scented Pine-Sol cleaners for possible bacterial contamination.
And for the headline that won’t FKN quit, Nick Cannon is expecting another child with his partner Alyssa Scott.
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