Pitch me! MondayZ was the worst days

Vol. 84: Now we sip champagne when we thirstayyy.

HelloZ

Hope everyone had a fab weekend! There’s so much on my plate and I’m sure there’s a lot on yours as well, so let’s just jump into what we’re doing here: having fun/getting value.

AZA on deck for tomorrow and a slew of new stories for April. LFG!

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AZA tomorrow

Have you signed up? I’ll send through the Google Meet or Zoom (haven’t decided yet!) details tonight or tomorrow AM. Please just block the time off on your calendar. This event is an exclusive chance to ask me anything you’d like about affiliate marketing, PR, and more. It’s happening Tuesday, April 4 at 12:00pm EST. RSVP here and remember to ask any questions in advance! You must be a paid subscriber to attend. See you there! 

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PitcheZ

CafeMom:

• Best 'mom jean shorts' to sport this spring

• Cute Spring Dresses for Mid-Size & Plus-Size Mamas 

• The best toys for kids that don't make any sound

Mom.com:

• On the go parenting essentials

• 15 Best Outdoor Toys for Toddlers

Little Things:

• Best indoor plants and where to get them

• Affordable ways to upgrade your bathroom

Please pitch zlatapitches@gmail.com with appropriate subject line. Create new emails for different pitches. All products must be on an affiliate platform or be sold at a major retailer.

If you’ve pitched me something before that might work for this piece, please follow up with me and change the subject line. Thank you in advance for all your pitches!

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FunnieZ

Because I get it. We need these.

𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖎𝖆𝖉 @httptrashzy

that deep clean after being in a depressive state >>>

Feelings シ @iHad2GoGetit

My brain deciding it’s finally time to reply to all texts I’ve ignored for months

linus @realaccountyeah

just saw a bird eat a worm. its 3pm. what's the point of being early

denesthetic @dennisbhooper

Evil Paul Simon be like

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

I would say no

Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb

And then there were 4

Monica Hesse @MonicaHesse

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old

☔ @cosyluv

I don't know what this dog is going through but I can relate.

Sooz  @CruisinSoozan

Remember to be kind… of a bitch.

Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone

My nickname for my lips is el chapo

Dylan Farella @dfarella

I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.

That’s all for today, friendZ! Please share with yours <3

x

Z.