NewZ to Forget and FunnieZ to Enjoy

Vol. 88 and left no crumbs

HelloZ

It’s been too long since I’ve hello’d and too long of a week already so we aren’t small-talking today, OK? OK! OK? Okay.

NewZ

• Lemon Squeezed and Tucker’s Out. CNN ousted Don Lemon this week, within hours of Fox News doing the same to its popular host Tucker Carlson. Is nothing sacred? How will we choose our lies now? 

• Even murder can’t escape politics. A new docuseries titled Convicting a Murderer airs later this summer. It’s DailyWire+’s (SIDENOTE: +’s. Fkng PLUS APOSTROPHE S!?!?!?) answer to Netflix’s Making a Murderer, which followed the conviction and then exoneration of Steve Avery. The new one is narrated by Candace Owens, and sure to be free of any slant or bias.

• Nobody puts baby in the corner, but her Friends give her anxiety. Jennifer Grey says she didn’t reprise her role as Rachel’s friend Mindy on Friends because the scenes kept changing and it was too much. “It all made me so anxious that I could barely do it.” SAME BABE.  

• Morgan Wallen canceled a show in Oxford, MS Sunday night… 5 minutes before he was supposed to go on. The official reason was that he lost his voice, but fans and security guards speculated he was too drunk to perform. Def a huge overlap of Zlata Thoughts ReaderZ and Morgan Wallen fans out there, amiright? Bringing the people the news they want! It’s what I do! 

• Lifestyles of the rich and famous came out in all their glory this weekend for Sofia Richie’s star-studded South of France wedding to Elliot Grange. Dad Lionel cried a lot. Probably wasn’t so easy for him on that Sunday Morning.

• The not-so-happiest Disney is suing Governor Ron DeSantis, the five-member board he appointed to oversee government services at Disney, and other state officials in federal court, claiming “a targeted campaign of government retaliation.” 

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FunnieZ

They’re mmmmmm good.

I gotta tell you: I’m getting some amazing feedback on my Instagram stories and now I feel like I have to continue serving the people. If you’re not following me there, you’re missing out! #notsohumblebrag

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The month of May’s call for stories are forthcoming, but here are some pieces that were recently published. Thanks to everyone for their pitches!

Clean Plates: 7 Best Snacks for a Healthy Gut, Dietitians Say

Little Things: The Most Fabulous Finds on Amazon Fresh

Mom.com: The Best Outdoor Toys to Keep Your Toddler Entertained

CafeMom: 11 Amazing Brands New to Amazon This Year

Talk soon!

Z.