NewZ, FunnieZ and UpdateZ

Vol. 80: G'day matey!

Mar 23, 2023

HelloZ

Here we go! Here the [BLEEP] we go! (Name that video.) It’s this one. This is the one that it is.

It’s been a busy day so far! I put on my affiliate hat and hosted a Lunch and Learn for the Obviouslee team (need one? book it!) and then put on my journalist hat to sit with the ChicExecs team for their Lunch and Learn with fellow editors and writers. Feels great to be so productive! All that to say, I think I look terrible in hats.

Have you guys been invited to try Google’s Bard? It’s sort of like if ChatGPT met Quora but also takes growth hormones. Not only does it answer all of your questions and give you recommendations, but then it gives you the ability to “Google it” for even more results. If you’re asked to go in, give it a go.

Random request: If you love your office desk chair, can you please tell me what it is? Mine is giving me hip and back pains and I’m over it ‘09! I’ve since started working out of the kitchen, but then I eat all day. So yea…need a new chair. Please give me recommendations!

Okay — LFG!

AZA (Ask Z Anything)

Friendly reminder! Another AZA is coming your way! Mark your calendars for Tuesday, April 4 at 12:00pm EST. RSVP here and ask any questions in advance! You must be a paid subscriber to attend. I look forward to it!

TV TimeZ

Today on Peacock, The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 3 kicks off! Candiace Dillard Bassett, Gizelle Bryant, Heather Gay, Leah McSweeney, Alexia Nepola, Marysol Patton, Whitney Rose and Porsha Williams are all traveling to Thailand and we’re coming along for the ride!
Dick Van Dyke suffered minor injuries in a car crash. The 97-year-old film and television star was involved in a single-car crash on Wednesday, March 15, when his car slid into a gate in Malibu, Calif., after the area experienced record rainfall. Paramedics treated Van Dyke for bleeding from the nose and mouth at the scene. If you’re wondering whether or not he was driving, the answer is yes. Yes he was. AT THE AGE OF 97.
A drama series inspired by the life of Heidi Fleiss is coming to HBO Max. Known as the “Hollywood Madam,” Fleiss ran a prostitution ring in Los Angeles that catered to high-profile clients, before her arrest in the early ‘90s. Following her nearly two-year sentence in prison, she has since made appearances on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” “Celebrity Big Brother” and more. The project will be the first time her life story has been portrayed narratively onscreen.
Jamie Lee Curtis will executive produce and guest star in “The Sticky.” The Amazon Original series inspired by the 2011 “Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist” will also star Margo Martindale, Chris Diamantopoulos and Guillaume Cyr. We’re running out of things to make shows about, huh?

Fun Affiliate NewZ

I’m pumped to announce that I’m officially an agency partner to Impact Radius now! Previously, they offered an entry level program that still cost clients no less than $500 per month. That’s not the case anymore! They now share the same entry barrier as ShareASale (ahem, it’s a little better actually), so we’ll see how my client recommendations evolve from here on out.
I’ve been a Refersion partner for a while, but it was really sweet seeing my name in bold today. In their monthly newsletter, they called out ZlataPR as a partner spotlight!