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NewZ & Upper Funnel Affiliates

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Zlata Faerman
Feb 24
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FriendZ! I’ve been quiet this week over on this side of the internet, but naturally I’ve been busy (and loud) elsewhere since Monday morning. How about you? February is inching toward a close, which means my birthday is approaching fast!

Alright! Let’s get this (end of) Friday in gear. I’ve got new storieZ, newZ, and ABZs lined up. I’m taking a closer look at upper funnel affiliate partners today, dishing on what they means, who they are, and what they’re good for. Ready? 


Recent StorieZ  

A few new storieZ went live in the last couple weeks! Big shout out to all those who regularly pitch me! I appreciate you all! 

  • Cafe Mom: 9 Products To Keep Your Lashes & Brows in Tip-Top Shape

  • Cafe Mom: Rihanna Dropped a Football-Inspired Makeup Collection Just in Time for the Super Bowl

  • Cafe Mom: 19 Homemade Recipes That’ll Make Anyone Forget Takeout

  • Mom.com: Best Boredom Busters for Snow Days 

  • Mom.com Best Moisturizers for Baby the Mom Can Use Too

  • Little Things: 7 Amazing Toasters (and Accessories) That Do More Than Just Toast


NewZ

  • STARZ has teamed with Amazon to bundle MGM+ on Prime Video in the U.S. The subscription bundle will be $11.99/month, a 20% discount vs. the combined price of both standalone subscriptions. Cue me Googling “What shows are on STARZ?” 

  • Do you love gardening and being outdoors? Enjoy the feeling of nurturing plants and watching them grow? Well, sit your ass down in front of a screen because QVC+ is launching a 24/7 gardening channel called Outdoor Escape. Buy all the outdoorsy things from the comfort of the great indoors. 

  • Discovery’s spinoff Naked and Afraid: Solo premieres Sunday, March 12 at 10pm. These are becoming akin to p*rno categories at this point, no? 

  • Richard Belzer, who played TV’s Detective John Munch, passed away earlier this week. The character of John Munch appeared on several different shows through the years, including Law & Order and others, and was the only fictional character played by a single actor to physically appear on 10 different television series. 

  • Cardi B served community service this week clad in Chanel and other luxury accessories, reminding us that crime doesn’t pay, but rapping about it does.


FunnieZ

No better way to start the weekend.

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football and soccer are like gimme the ball i want that ball but baseball is all like fuck this ball get rid of it i hate it
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wow I've never been so grateful for the word "reveal"
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anything can be an UFO if you’re not very curious
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Katherine @classickath
still waiting for the moment when someone screams “can anyone here drive stick shift” in a “is there a doctor in the building” type scenario and it’s only me and I save the day
10:44 PM ∙ Feb 14, 2023
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sarah schauer 🦂 @sarahschauer
If I was a tattoo artist id wet the tip of my needle with my tongue like an old timey man writing with a quill on parchment
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Affiliate Marketing ABZs: Upper Funnel Partners 

For today’s Affiliate Marketing ABZs, I’m taking a look at upper funnel partners, helping you understand what they are, when you should work with them and what the primary benefits to partnering with them. 

The rest of today’s post is for paid subscribers only. If that’s you (THANKS! ❤️), see you in the next paragraph. If not, that’s okay, too! But if you want to get the deets from today’s post, become one to keep reading! 

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