Me? Obsessed with you? NewZ, FunnieZ, ABZs inside!
Vol. 104: Yes. Yes, I am.
Happy Friday to my favorite friendZ! Summer has only just begun and already feels endless, doesn’t it? Before this newZletter reaches the same fate, let’s get things rolling, shall we?
Some new storieZ dropped in the last few days, big thanks to everyone who pitched! Give them a read and support ya girl! I am also still working on some other titles (see below!), so feel free to pitch me some more! Other than that, today I’m looking at some SEO Basics in my Affiliate ABZs segment today, taking a look at how search plays into our efforts as publicists and affiliate marketers. And of course, NewZ and FunnieZ are here to keep the mood as light as it should be on a Friday. K.
Let us get to it.
Recently Published StorieZ
Best Foods for Hair Growth, Say Experts. This deadline is closing and I need any add’l submissions by EOD today (Friday, 7/7). I have some, but would love more expert quotes!
All The Ways To Makeover Your Garage. Any pieces of furniture, doohokies, organizers, etc.
Cutting Boards: What are the best ones and why? Should you use one type for specific foods and another for other foods? Tell me!
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with the appropriate subject line when pitching so I don’t lose track (or my mind). THANKS!
Your water cooler tidbits.
Threads is a thing. Facebook-parent Meta officially launched its Twitter competitor on Wednesday, and as of Thursday morning it had already acquired 30 million subscribers. Maybe if Mr. Musk wasn’t flying the seat of his fkng pants over on Twitter we wouldn’t need threads, eh? Come find me!
Everybody who’s anybody (or wants to be an anybody or is banging an anybody) was at Michael Rubin’s annual White Party in the Hamptons this past weekend. Tom Brady, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Kardashians, Beibers, Jay & Bey, EmRata, and even TikTok darling Alix Earle joined the celeb-laden affair.
Talk about a slap in the face. As if she hasn’t had enough bizarre headlines lately, Britney Spears was hit in the face by a security guard Wednesday night after approaching San Antonio Spurs basketball player Victor Wembanyama. WTF, Sam? Good thing she’s bankrolling all those fighting classes for you?!?
Kevin Costner’s divorce is playing out on Page Six. His soon-to-be ex-wife Christine Baumgartner said his offer of $52,000 in monthly child support for their three kids is “completely inappropriate.” She’s going for the much more appropriate figure of $248,000 a month, obviously.
As she continues riding her wave of post-Scandoval vindication, Ariana Madix announced this week that she is joining Season 32 of Dancing With The Stars.
Despite thinly veiled threats, both Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga will both return to RHONJ for Season 14 alongside all their bestie castmates.
For your Friday pleasure.
Affiliate ABZs: SEO Basics
Today we’re talking SEO basics, like the basic B I am. (B for boss, obvi.) From a website perspective, SEO is everything. And chances are you already know that. But I’m guessing you might not be as well-versed on why it matters in PR. Lucky for you, you’re a subscriber and I’m gonna lay it all out there!
Oh, you’re not? Let me rephrase: Lucky for you, it’s incredibly easy to become one. :)