GRWM To Get Through Monday
Vol. 70, As in the Age I feel Right Now
HelloZ
Well well well, what do we have here? Could it be… the consequences of our actions? Congratulations, Chiefs fanZ, and condolences to the Eagles brethren. I feel like the Monday after Super Bowl is a little hangoverish, regardless of whether you party and who you root for. The anticipation leading up to the event, the food, the friendZ and famZ, the actual excitement of the game, RIHANNA. It’s a lot to ask of ourselves. Then to just wake up Monday morning and have to crack our knuckles and get to work… like really how can you not feel deflated right now?
Well good newZ for you, I have the antidote and perfect time-killer to take a break from your Monday demands. NewZ and FunnieZ incoming.
NewZ
TikTok continues to be the social app of choice among minors ages 4-18, according to data from Qustodio. I’m SORRY DOES THAT SAY 4?! I can’t even joke about this. THIS IS CRAZY, RIGHT? RIGHT?!
Penn Badgley revealed that he asked “You” creator Sera Gamble not to create any sex scenes for the actor in the upcoming 4th season. In a recent podcast, he cited the “fidelity” to his real-life marriage and said, “One of the main things was, do I want to put myself back on a career path where I’m always playing the romantic lead?” He added “It’s got to the point where I don’t want to do that.” When it comes to intimacy, I too prefer to go on podcasts to talk publicly about how private it is.
In an appearance on Friday’s episode of Tucker Carlson Tonight, Roseanne Barr promised to viewers that she plans to be “more offensive than [I’ve] ever been” in her upcoming standup special. I feel like, on the whole, we need this right now. Being offended is getting out of control.
Calling all my anxiety girlies! New true crime series Still Missing Morgan debuts this week on Hulu. I’d tell you what it’s about, but we both know you’re already Googling.
Netflix has picked up a British true crime series called When Missing Turns to Murder, and it debuts in April. The world of content has two speeds right now: GRWM and Murder. That’s it.
FunnieZ
This is me helping your Monday suck less.
LOL - the Pete Davidson sliding into Megan Fox's DMs!!!