Friday FunnieZ + ABZs

Vol. 81 and allll the fun

It’s the freaking weekend! That means nothing to me! But we’ll celebrate it anywayyyyyyy! Welcome to Friday, FriendZ! Hope yours is going swimmingly, and that your weekend is even better. We’re on a roll this week, so let’s make this a threesome. And now that I say that, I think maybe we will call that a three-fer going forward. 

I’ve got a quick ABZs for you lined up today! It’s a little about retail trends, a little about the dynamics of timing and a little about getting lucky. Not like that, but I guess I’ve accidentally got a theme going here, huh? 

Okay. Cool. Let’s just go. 

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FunnieZ 

Stop working. It’s officially time to laugh. 

Ethically Non-Autonomous @SortaBad

Guns don’t kill people, titties kill people

Alex Meshkin, GED @alexmeshkin

Unpopular opinion: OnlyFans is more dangerous for Americans than guns.

trash jones @jzux

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

mere strömb @merestromb

My grandma doesn’t even realize how good she is at posting

Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller

Just once I'd like an Oscar winner to take a moment to address their dead parents by looking down instead of up

mia🫒 @rasputinboneym

The two books here

mariana Z @mariana057

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare from my seat on the couch…

Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

HBO login: password must contain at least 8 characters, a number, an emoji, your college roommate's maiden name, and a hieroglyph. ATM: just any 4 numbers.

 

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