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Happy Friday FriendZ! I’ve got a quick free round-up of newZ and funnieZ as you head into the weekend! Hope you had the best week and that your weekend brings, joy, peace and fun in the right ratio. See you all back here next week! 

NewZ

• In news I wish I was writing about myself, Bryan Cranston plans to quit everything in 2026. The Emmy award-winner said he’s moving to France and fuck all ya’ll. 

• Hulu is moving into the Vanderpump Villa. Vanderpump will executive produce the a 10-episode unscripted series in partnership with Bunim/Murray Productions and Entertainment 360. No launch date yet but TRUST I WILL TELL YOU. 

• A&E Networks renews and expands Secrets. Which doesn’t sound like a good friend to me, right? The network will air a second season of Secrets of Playboy and premiere Secrets of Miss America and Secrets of the Penthouse. 

• In news absolutely everybody saw coming, DOJ has indicted former President Trump on charges that are hard to care about. 

• Here’s a sentence that keeps surprising you with every additional word: Jenna Jameson got married to Jessi Lawless, her girlfriend. 

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FunnieZ

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