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Affiliate Ballin on a Budget n' thangz

Affiliate Ballin on a Budget n' thangz

Vol. 29

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Sep 12, 2022
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HelloZ

Hey hi hello! It’s back-to-school week two, and I’ve got lots of stuff lined up for you kids! I wrapped my joint AMA with Aly and Alice last week — thank you so much to those who came. It was really productive and we got some great feedback that we’re gushing over! If you weren’t able to make it, and would love to see a recording, click here.

I also published my own HGG guide last week, which I highly recommend perusing as HGG season comes into focus. READ IT HERE!

This week’s Affiliate ABZs covers a quick overview of affiliate platforms for different budgets. If you’ve been considering affiliate for a while, today’s post will get you started in the right direction. Subscribe now to read it!

As Nick Cannon probably said, let’s do it again babe.


NewZ

  • Nick Cannon is expecting his 9th child. I don’t even have witty commentary at this point. Just like. Damn.

  • A truck carrying a load of 150,000 tomatoes crashed on a Cali highway, which is slightly hilarious all on its own. HOWEVER, a few hours later the very same day in Tennessee, another one dumped a truckload of Alfredo sauce! Mamma Mia! 

  • HULU renewed “The Handmaid’s Tale” for a sixth and final season. Season five premieres on Wednesday, September 14, which also happens to be my son’s 7th birthday!

  • Movies Gone Wilde. I could write a whole newsletter on the tea with Olivia Wilde at the moment. Did she cheat on Ted Lasso with Harry Styles? Did Ted know she’d be served divorce papers on stage? Did she fire Shia LaBeouf (he says she didn’t!)? Did she feud with Miss Flo? Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (whaaat?!!)??? Seems she does have a few reasons to worry, darling. 

  • In completely predictable news, Kim K bleached her brows, wore a jockstrap and bared her backside in her latest for Interview Magazine. 

  • Meghan Markle takes another spot last week, but this time it’s a shots-fired sitch with Bethenny Frankel, who has dubbed the starlet a “terrible, terrible businessperson” in a viral TikTok video this week. Ouch. 

  • And of course, The Queen has left us.


JobZ

Looking to Hire

  • Diana H: I'm excited to share an incredible PR account manager role with Andrew Freeman & Co. in San Francisco. This opportunity is ideal for someone in the Bay Area who is deeply passionate about food, beverage, hospitality and travel, and has a great track record securing media coverage for lifestyle clients. Led by founder Andrew Freeman, af&co. represents some really amazing clients, offering media and influencer relations, marketing, social media management and launch strategy, as well as concept development and operational consulting. If you are interested, feel free to send your resume my way: diana at afandco.com. Thank you!

  • Danika Daly PR: My agency is seeking a freelance publicist to assist with some media pitching for clients in the lifestyle space. We focus on Gen-Z and Millennial-focused brands in trendy markets. Please reach out to me at Danika@DanikaDalyPR.com with recent press wins and your experience. Thank you!

  • A/S for virtual PR agency.  If you have PR agency experience and a passion for the home/design area, this is a great opportunity for you. Director, Events for NYC PR agency.  Can be remote outside of NYC.  Identify, pitch and implement events for agency clients in b2b, tech and entertainment.  Handle events, conferences, speaking engagements. Details: marie@cimsearch.com


FunnieZ

Yes.

Twitter avatar for @me_im_chloe
chlobuchar @me_im_chloe
the power generated by two girls going through slightly similar things at the same time is insane
9:15 PM ∙ Sep 5, 2022
166,397Likes16,126Retweets
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1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS
Mindless indulgences (sex, drugs, food, etc) will not heal the pain you are experiencing. However an iced coffee will
1:16 AM ∙ Aug 29, 2022
15,823Likes2,028Retweets
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
more animals should get the zoomies, I’d love to see a giraffe just lose its fucking mind
2:02 AM ∙ Aug 14, 2022
163,099Likes12,894Retweets
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DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
Asked my son if he could go anywhere in the world, where would he go? He said, McDonald’s. I said no, like a country. He said, OHHHH okay…McDonald’s in Japan.
7:15 PM ∙ Aug 31, 2022
1,200Likes187Retweets
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trash jones @jzux
me: i wish i could go live in the woods my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours
3:59 PM ∙ Aug 14, 2022
235,525Likes19,080Retweets
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Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
the entire concept of passports is weird, you try to visit a slightly different piece of the planet you were born on and then somebody goes "woah woah woah, first I need to see a very small booklet"
10:43 PM ∙ Aug 16, 2022
139,680Likes9,409Retweets

Affiliate ABZs: Balling on a Budget

If you’ve been considering affiliate marketing but have not made the leap, today’s post is for you! What platform is best for which budgets? I’m so glad you asked! Let’s get into it. 

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